1. George Bush is thick (VERY!)

2. Beetles rule the world

3. Beetles have been using human beings in tests for thousands of years

4. George Bush is now in his ranch with his three dogs, Fluf, Flower and Tony Blair

5. Beetles rule the world

6. Tony Blair is a sucker. Yessir Mr Bush, anything you want Mr Bush? Shine your boots Mr Bush? Kiss your ass Mr Bush? Attack Iraq Mr Bush? Yessiree Mr Bush, with pleasure!

7. I thiiink thaaaat alllllll the beeeeer and awcahooliiss making mmeeeeeeedizzzzyy!!!!!!

8. Oh yeah, and beetles rule the world

9. Benjamin Cameron is really an anagram of Jamie Bannermoc (REALLY!)

10. I think school SUCKS!! (loads and loads and loads!) (and a bit more!)